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144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

(via penenguin)

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via forever-one-of-thee)

mspaintadventuring:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

the wedding photo hurts the most

(via superwhotitan)

gothfag:

nikeqween:

sailorgoons:

"WHAT DID YOU DO??!?"

lmao

wheet

(via elegancia-xo)

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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(via oceaun-tides)

benedictsbottom:

she wants the d(omestic johnlock)

(via jensenacklesfricklefrackle)

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

(via jensenacklesfricklefrackle)

siuilaruin:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I feel like this is what doing coke is like…

(via jack-mcfrosty)

quazza:

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst

(via cheyenetessier)

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theotheristhedoctor:

wellthatssuperfuckingnatural:

I bet adam isn’t on there

(Source: quamn, via superwhotitan)

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